Week 2 · 2025–26 season

Lions

W 52-21 vs Bears · Sep 14, 2025

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Lions fans hung 52 on Ben Johnson and still spent the night asking what happens when the pass rush no-shows.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

After C.Williams found R.Odunze for an early 28-yard score, this looked like more of the same — and then J.Goff went off-script, hitting A.St. Brown for 34 and 32, I.TeSlaa for 29, and burying Chicago before halftime. A 52-21 final against the team that hired away the old coordinator answered exactly one question very loudly. Whether it answers anything beyond Week 2 against a porous secondary is the part Detroit fans are still circling.

What fans said

  • “I had fun. Did you guys have fun?”

    u/ILikeLotsOfCandles▲ 641joy

  • “The most cathartic Detroit Lions win in awhile.”

    u/Any-Advisor1362▲ 269joy

  • “I’m fucking drunk and I had a great time”

    u/Triingtolivee▲ 265joy

  • “Fuck Ben Johnson”

    u/Suplalmo▲ 211rage

  • “Fuck this asshole and fuck Ohio State”

    u/ZombieAppetizer▲ 179rage

  • “Lions and Tigers Win! It’s a great Sunday!!!”

    u/Detlionfan3420▲ 118joy

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