Week 10 · 2025–26 season
Lions
W 44-22 at Commanders · Nov 9, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Lions fans won by 22 and still spent four quarters more pissed about the FOX broadcast than the scoreboard.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Detroit put this one away in the first quarter, with J.Goff finding J.Gibbs, A.St. Brown, and J.Williams in rhythm before Washington's defense could locate its cleats. A 44-point afternoon should feel cathartic, and yet the fanbase spent it stewing about the broadcast booth and a coordinator everyone's ready to move on from. The football was easy; sitting through the surrounding noise apparently wasn't. The concern now is whether anything short of February actually registers as joy.
What fans said
“Fuck Washington fuck Johnny Morton and fuck Donald Trump”
u/spiderman897▲ 490rage
“Missing! And can stay that way!”
u/LennonMcCartney66▲ 120rage
“Crazy what happens when we have him running drag routes and he gets the ball in space 😱😱😱”
u/mcocklin▲ 105joy
“Get that fucking domestic threat treasonweasel off my football game.”
u/Noblesdown▲ 77rage
“Longest government shutdown in history and those cunts decide to take in a game.”
u/kylesleeps▲ 76rage
“that’s a god damn good get right game.”
u/WestNileCoronaVirus▲ 72joy
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