Week 3 · 2026–27 season
Cowboys
L 31-34 vs Ravens · Sep 27, 2026
Misery Index · Despair
Cowboys fans burying the season in Week 3, blaming Schottenheimer's cowardly goal-line playcall for the 34-31 loss.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse. ● biggest swings
What happened
T.Loop's 56-yarder as time expired is the number on the scoreboard, but the loss was authored earlier: a J.Ferguson fumble on a one-yard reception, a red zone sequence fans are still screaming about, and a defense that let Z.Flowers carve up the middle twice in the final three minutes. D.Prescott and C.Lamb did enough to win. The staff, apparently, did not — and that's the part that won't fade by Wednesday.
What fans said
“That third down call and decision in the red zone was the most cowardly shit and that’s why we lost.”
u/thedogridingmonkey▲ 299rage
“NFL TRIED TO RIG THAT SHIT FOR DA COWBOYS NIGGA RAVENS FLOCKKKK BITCHHHHHH 😈💜🖤”
@camwilderr♥ 2.9krageRival fan
“Nah this games a fireable offense I don’t give a fuck.”
u/Wekilledit88▲ 270rage
“This team deserves loser status all year. Also fuck Shotty”
u/BlueShire_Ace▲ 55rage
“Dallas Cowboys are the worst team ever the only positive thing I have in my life is Tony Tony Chopper”
@YUNGJEFF♥ 2.0kdespair
“Don't let them forget Schoonmaker being on the field for some fucking reason with the false start”
u/jt5099▲ 54rage
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What fans posted
The memes and clips Cowboys fans shared on X and Reddit. ⚡ means it was posted during a big swing.

HOW DID WE NOT SCORE HERE!?!?!?
u/eSamp41▲ 995gallows humor

Kids in Rio de Janeiro after watching Cowboys-Ravens as their first ever football game
@NFLMemes♥ 9.7ktrolling
GIF⚡ swing"Dad what were those first 2 drives of the cowboys defense vs the ravens in Brazil like before they turned into mega dog doodoo again"
@demcowboysfan♥ 8.3ksarcasm

Me watching Schotty call another pass play from the 2 yard line
u/Mr_Wyatt▲ 793frustration
▶ 2:29Cowboys vs. Ravens Reaction
@ScooterMagruder♥ 6.6kdisbelief

u/randomrando0101▲ 393gallows humor
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