Week 2 · 2026–27 season
Cowboys
W 37-20 vs Commanders · Sep 20, 2026
Misery Index · Uneasy
Cowboys fans won by 17 and still spent the thread defending Dak, ripping the defense, and coining "pissmissile.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse. ● biggest swings
What happened
A 37-20 win, a J.Daniels injury on an incomplete pass, a D.Winters fumble recovery at the WAS 18, and D.Prescott carving up the middle of the field — and somehow the fanbase is still litigating whether CeeDee gets enough respect. The offense has juice, the takeaways came, the scoreboard cooperated. The lingering worry: this was against a backup QB for most of the second half, and the discourse still can't agree on what it just watched.
What fans said
“But in terms of being a pure passer, there has never been a better QB than Dak Prescott in Cowboy history.”
u/Datzookman▲ 305pride
“AND YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT FEET??????”
@lynziekate♥ 935frustration
“Absolute pissmissle of a game!”
u/BosesMalosesMalone▲ 165frustration
“4 and 88 were awesome. Offense still has some juice”
u/rsf0626▲ 149hope
“There’s honestly not many positives to take from today’s game other than the game is finally over.”
@JayDanielsMVP♥ 405frustrationRival fan
“The amount of vitriol centered toward him from haters and fans alike has never made sense to me, guys a fucking baller.”
u/SwoJabe▲ 139frustration
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What fans posted
The memes and clips Cowboys fans shared on X and Reddit.
Commanders CB Amik Robertson was trash-talking Cowboys WR CeeDee Lamb in the first half, and Lamb ended up torching Robertson and the Washington secondary for the rest of the afternoon 🔥 ▫️9 targets ▫️8 catches ▫️153 yards ▫️19.1 avg per catch ▫️2 touchdowns
@fballforeverhq♥ 764schadenfreude
Cowboys defense compared to last year’s after 2 games:
u/EmiratesNBACupWinner▲ 210sarcasm
Immediately after hauling in 8 receptions for 153 yards and 2 TDs on Sunday vs. Commanders, Cowboys WR CeeDee Lamb was reportedly summoned by the NFL for a drug test, per Patrik Walker.
@fballforeverhq♥ 477trolling
The Dallas Cowboys have had 14 offensive possessions across two weeks. They scored 3 TDs with 6 possessions against the Giants. They scored 4 TDs with 8 possessions against the Commanders. A touchdown on 50% of possessions. Greatest Offense There Is?
@CowboysLead♥ 304sarcasm
Daron Payne's no-show against the Cowboys proves the #Commanders cannot justify another payday. ⬇️
@RiggosRag♥ 101disbelief
u/dirtydan1114▲ 82trolling
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