Week 5 · 2025–26 season
Cowboys
W 37-22 at Jets · Oct 5, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Cowboys fans toasting a Dak demolition of the Jets and an Eagles loss like the calendar flipped to January.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
D.Prescott's 40-yard strike to R.Flournoy set the tone early, and the J.Ferguson touchdown plus a S.Williams fumble recovery turned the first half into something resembling stress-free football — a phrase Cowboys fans rarely get to use. Dropping 37 with a patchwork offensive line is the kind of result that buys goodwill, even if the defense still let B.Hall rip off chunks before the fumble bailed them out. Enjoy the rare quiet Sunday.
What fans said
“A Cowboys win and an Eagles loss. Great day to be a fan 🤗”
u/Vivid_Present1810▲ 118joy
“A stress free football Sunday and the Eagles are on the verge of losing? Oh boy oh boy”
u/ong378▲ 189joy
“AND THE EAGLES LOST. LETSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u/3x10▲ 27joy
“Dak is back, I love him and Schotty's chemistry as QB/Play Caller”
u/Mills65▲ 219pride
“Kkayton Adams is the man, 4 backup OLinemen starting and still put up 37 points and 180 yards on the ground”
u/USTS2020▲ 71joy
“Ryan Flournoy looked amazing! I’d love to see him more at WR3.”
u/aaronsadventure▲ 389hope
14 more
“That fucking dime to Pickens might be one of the best throw and catches I’ve seen since the last Dak to Pickens deep throw and catch.”
u/lifth3avy84▲ 25joy
“HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA”
u/JJJtrain_1989▲ 25joy
“Well looks like “it’s our year” is back on the menu boys”
u/BabyInMyBlender▲ 114hope
“Cowboys win and Eagles lose in the same week.”
u/Boogie_Boof▲ 54joy
“4 passing TD with the backup oline, good stuff Dak.”
u/Adeptus_Mechcanius▲ 25joy
“This is the part of the Cowboy fan cycle where we get our hopes up”
u/_Koy▲ 156hope
“Oh fuck, you're gonna make me we dem boys”
u/Federal-Negotiation9▲ 25joy
“LETS GO EAGLES GOT FUCKED ONNA NO CALL”
u/dangjangalang▲ 15rage
“Same, I’m just enjoying this ride with no expectations. Just simply having fun.”
u/shaybeautyyy▲ 49joy
“We’re fun. And competitive. That rules.”
u/CollegeWithMattie▲ 24joy
“We’re playing with grit and determination, that’s simply all I ask for win or lose especially this year, we’re obviously building one hell of a disciplined culture.”
u/dayoneishuce▲ 81hope
“HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SAUCE GARDNER”
u/papawsmurf▲ 10rage
“Thank you Football Gods. Finally, a stress-free game.”
u/StroodleNoodles▲ 10joy
“Dak is playing better than he ever has so far this season. It’s crazy how good he looks now”
u/Wafflehouseofpain▲ 10joy