Week 2 · 2025–26 season
Ravens
W 41-17 vs Browns · Sep 14, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Ravens fans cackling at D.Hopkins truthers after a 41-burger that had Lamar throwing TDs like he was bored.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
N.Wiggins picking off J.Flacco and returning it 61 yards to the 5 flipped a competitive game into a rout, and from there L.Jackson just kept finding D.Hopkins and D.Walker on deep shots like the field had been tilted. Three career catches, three touchdowns for the new guy — the bit writes itself. 81 points through two weeks with pieces still missing; the only honest concern is whether this offense has a ceiling worth worrying about yet.
What fans said
“3 career receptions for 3 TDs has to be the funniest stat of all time.”
u/RazzlenDazzle21▲ 181joy
“Every catch DHop has made for us so far had me wondering if he was going to ca—-yup. He caught it.”
u/LegoAddict07▲ 131joy
“Everyone who said Hopkins was a useless addition can eat a bag o' dicks”
u/DonkeyDoug28▲ 123joy
“Lamar having DHop is a absolute game changer.”
u/WeaponXGaming▲ 98hope
“Roquan easily had his best game in a while”
u/A_Diseye12▲ 97joy
“Lamar is in his “Fuck it, DHop is down there somewhere,” era”
u/MagicGrit▲ 78joy
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