Week 2 · 2025–26 season
Ravens
W 41-17 vs Browns · Sep 14, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Ravens fans cackling at D.Hopkins truthers after a 41-burger that had Lamar throwing TDs like he was bored.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
N.Wiggins picking off J.Flacco and returning it 61 yards to the 5 flipped a competitive game into a rout, and from there L.Jackson just kept finding D.Hopkins and D.Walker on deep shots like the field had been tilted. Three career catches, three touchdowns for the new guy — the bit writes itself. 81 points through two weeks with pieces still missing; the only honest concern is whether this offense has a ceiling worth worrying about yet.
What fans said
“3 career receptions for 3 TDs has to be the funniest stat of all time.”
u/RazzlenDazzle21▲ 181joy
“Every catch DHop has made for us so far had me wondering if he was going to ca—-yup. He caught it.”
u/LegoAddict07▲ 131joy
“Everyone who said Hopkins was a useless addition can eat a bag o' dicks”
u/DonkeyDoug28▲ 123joy
“Lamar is in his “Fuck it, DHop is down there somewhere,” era”
u/MagicGrit▲ 78joy
“81 points in 2 games and we don't have likely or ricard out there yet. This is gonna be a fun season.”
u/NinoIII▲ 76joy
“Lamar casually has 6 TDs and no picks through 2 games.”
u/Ok-Analysis4121▲ 68joy
14 more
“Roquan easily had his best game in a while”
u/A_Diseye12▲ 97joy
“Tez with the two rec and 2 tds!!!!!”
u/T_SaDo_T▲ 32joy
“Somewhere, Anquan Boldin is smiling.”
u/Von_Huge1103▲ 39joy
“It’s terrifying how much better I feel after today’s game compared to last week.”
u/mixedtwix▲ 54joy
“Lamar having DHop is a absolute game changer.”
u/WeaponXGaming▲ 98hope
“This is a 60-burger with Ricard and Likely healthy.”
u/HoodedNegro▲ 39hope
“Roquan's day is finished: 15 TKLs, 3 TFL, 1 FR, 1TD.”
u/Shade_Raven▲ 23joy
“Weird game but 4 TDs - the Lamar MVP campaign is right on track”
u/boofoodoo▲ 34hope
“It’s kind of crazy how this offense can drop 40 with no run game and missing several huge contributors, greatest show on turf lol.”
u/Adventds▲ 61hope
“Smith heard y’all calling him fat and turned on the burners 😂”
u/Old_Marylander443▲ 19joy
“Love seeing Hamilton come flying in from off screen.”
u/RamRod013▲ 13joy
“TOUCHDOWN TEZZZZZZ LMAOOOOOO THIS IS TOO FUCKIN FUNNY 3/3”
u/piffelationsrevenge▲ 13joy
“First Ravens victory in 246 days!”
u/PoshLagoon▲ 13joy
“Imagine talking ALLLLLLLLLL that shit and getting blown the fuck out.”
u/Fancy_Ad_4948▲ 13rage