Week 17 · 2025–26 season
Cardinals
L 14-37 at Bengals · Dec 28, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Cardinals fans are openly rooting for draft picks, calling Gannon a historic failure, and checking out for the year.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
J.Brissett's 38-yard touchdown to M.Wilson was the lone bright spot, and even that came in a game where J.Burrow was carving up the secondary on every other possession — J.Chase's 22-yard strike set the tone before the first quarter ended. The fanbase has stopped pretending this is about scheme or personnel; the conversation has fully migrated to draft position and coaching tenure records. At some point, a 14-37 loss in Week 17 stops being a result and starts being a referendum.
What fans said
“One of the worst franchises in all of professional sports and he’s about to own the worst win % for a Cardinals coach thru their first three seasons lol.”
u/Bootycheeksclapin▲ 30rage
“Browns win! Our draft pick just went up”
u/realdynastykit▲ 136pride
“I retired from watching this team to spend more time with my family. 😔”
u/xcheezeplz▲ 23despair
“WAY better - honestly not even comparable. Gannon is one of the worst coaches this franchise has ever had.”
u/deebo28▲ 14rage
“I’ll never forget all the NERDS in here that don’t actually watch the NFL gleefully cheering that Jacoby gives us a better chance to win having absolutely zero clue who Jacoby Brissett is.”
u/deebo28▲ 13rage
“Incompetence. Plain and simple. Starts at the ownership and runs downhill.”
u/Hamster_Toot▲ 36frustration
14 more
“Give Gannon another year??? Are you smoking crack?”
u/JDylan11▲ 12rage
“The Cardinals are an embarrassment to the sanctity of the game of football”
u/malo_verde▲ 12rage
“PLEASE FIRE THE ENTIRE COACHING STAFF”
u/Tsunami-Papi_▲ 14rage
“Not even being hyperbole i genuinely think petzing is truly one the worst play callers ever in the nfl”
u/Sitrous1▲ 11rage
“The fucking disrespect lmaooo Gannon should definitely be fired for that alone”
u/BriskManeuver▲ 11rage
“This team is a complete disaster. What is left to say that we haven't already said?”
u/joecb91▲ 15despair
“He has the worst 13 games run being 1-13 right now with one loss coming un next week!”
u/Schopenhauer_pes▲ 15despair
“How are we so laughably bad so consistently?”
u/V-Right_In_2-V▲ 37frustration
“😭6-11 season loading up and you spent your time on the CARDINALS subreddit😭😭”
u/ManufacturerCalm7879▲ 12despair
“Are you even a Cardinal fan to be saying this bullshit? Fuck off”
u/ManufacturerCalm7879▲ 12rage
“Remember when they were only by one score??”
u/TheSkullsOfEveryCog▲ 77frustration
“Someone please hack my shit so I don't have to watch this anymore.”
u/IAMYourAI▲ 10despair
“Why the fuck are they playing soft coverage against the offensive tackle lined up as the outside WR? Pathetic on all levels. The entire coaching staff plays scared”
u/Distinct_Pangolin_37▲ 11rage
“Finishing 3-14 after starting 2-0 is impressive”
u/Slow-Raccoon-9832▲ 66sarcasm
