Week 16 · 2025–26 season
Cardinals
L 19-26 vs Falcons · Dec 21, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Cardinals fans actively rooting for losses and still finding ways the front office will botch the tank.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Down seven late, J.Brissett's short right for M.Wilson found C.Henderson instead, and the Cardinals' last real breath went with it. The misery compounds when paired with C.Ryland yanking a 44-yarder wide right in the third — a game where the kicking, the throws, and the coaching all took turns failing in roughly equal measure. At 93/100 misery, the question isn't whether changes are coming. It's whether anyone upstairs believes any are warranted.
What fans said
“Please fire everyone Strength and Conditioning too”
u/WhatMyHeartHeld▲ 42rage
“The fact that they didn't fire these dipshits months ago, but are probably bringing them back is just more proof that there is no organization more poverty then this one.”
u/ajteitel▲ 32rage
“This is the true bullshit.”
u/A_Confused_Cocoon▲ 20rage
“dude is fucking dumb as rocks”
u/TheOddPotato_8171▲ 13rage
“Drew Petzing has to have dirt on someone high up in the NFL to be this incompetent and still be able to get jobs in the league.”
u/Geronimo_930▲ 10rage
“Brissett sucks. Cannolidog is a gd moron”
u/wowmoreadsgreatthx▲ 11rage
14 more
“Cousins is so ass.”
u/UserInAtl▲ 13rage
“in true cardinals fashion we’re gonna completely fuck up this tank”
u/AfricaByTotodile96▲ 9despair
“And now budda. Seriously just forfeit. Beyond over this shit”
u/Leonthepuma▲ 9rage
“I feel nothing but sorrow for Cardinals season ticket holders.”
u/Zyvitzerx99▲ 12despair
“meaningless game that fucks up our draft position”
u/yccbarry▲ 11despair
“Oh I hope we fucking lose this. Knowing this disappointment of a coaching staff, we will win this meaningless game and get a shitty draft pick.”
u/SoupOfThe90z▲ 8despair
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT. CLOSE THE CURTAINS BRO.. THIS TEAM IS DONE FOR”
u/atkalex123▲ 8despair
“Why in the mother fuck would this team take another wr with a premium pick, respectfully.”
u/HopkinsIsMyHomeboy▲ 8rage
“I love being at the point every season where I want us to lose. This team is pure pain”
u/OneOfTheManySams▲ 8despair
“That slip basically sums up our season”
u/fingerblast69▲ 15despair
“I will hate so much if we win this, lose draft position, gave rams a better pick, and use this to justify keeping everyone.”
u/Leonthepuma▲ 10despair
“This is going to be the weirdest hate watch, always rooting for the players, but definitely rooting against this ass coaching staff to get fired into the abyss.”
u/nfl_gdt_bot▲ 22frustration
“Fuck it fire the conditioning coach while we are at it”
u/BriskManeuver▲ 7rage
“Someone at the stadium needs to find that lady and shut her up”
u/ultgambit266▲ 7rage