NHL · Week of Sep 28–Oct 4
San Jose Sharks
2-0 this week · vs FLA, vs LAK
Misery Index · Euphoric
Two wins, Smith and Celebrini cooking, a 210-point pace already drafted — Sharks fans are dangerously awake.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Thu, Oct 1W 4-3vs FLA1
- Sat, Oct 3W 5-4vs LAK20
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Game of the week: Sat, Oct 3, W 5-4 vs Los Angeles Kings
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What happened
Two games, two wins, and a fanbase that had forgotten what this feels like. The opener against Florida, 4-3, was the hinge: Will Smith took first star and one fan swore that with him and Celebrini out there together "you KNEW something special was going to happen." Then 5-4 over the Kings, with Mack "already 5 points. 210 point pace." The arena was "tealed the fuck out," Green Day played after goals, and nobody mentioned the standings. A 2-0 week in San Jose. Let them have it.
What fans said
“IT’S GAME DAY!!!!!!. WAKE THE FUCK UP KRUSTY KREW, IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! WHEN THE ICE IS FRESH, AND THERE’S EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR!!”
u/I_IZ_Speshul▲ 455joy
“I shit talked a pregame segment in a game day thread and Ted replied and then opened the pregame one day to this”
u/woggiepoggie▲ 231joy
“Sharks are a unique group of carnivorous fish that have lived in Earth's oceans for over 450 million years.”
u/mazdacxfive▲ 226joy
“WILL SMITH 1ST STAR!!! He was dominant every shift, he and Celebrini are on the ice you KNEW something special was going to happen.”
u/Massive_Analysis8345▲ 139joy
“!gif I am so happy he’s a shark”
u/brussell314▲ 119joy
“New goal song? HOLIDAY BY GREEN DAY BABY BAY AREA LEGENDS THANK YOU LORD”
u/caught_red-bearded▲ 107joy
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