NHL · Week of Sep 28–Oct 4

San Jose Sharks

2-0 this week · vs FLA, vs LAK

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Misery Index · Euphoric

Two wins, Smith and Celebrini cooking, a 210-point pace already drafted — Sharks fans are dangerously awake.

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Thu, Oct 1W 4-3vs FLA1
  • Sat, Oct 3W 5-4vs LAK20

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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Game of the week: Sat, Oct 3, W 5-4 vs Los Angeles Kings

In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.

050100Puck drop+2h+4h

What happened

Two games, two wins, and a fanbase that had forgotten what this feels like. The opener against Florida, 4-3, was the hinge: Will Smith took first star and one fan swore that with him and Celebrini out there together "you KNEW something special was going to happen." Then 5-4 over the Kings, with Mack "already 5 points. 210 point pace." The arena was "tealed the fuck out," Green Day played after goals, and nobody mentioned the standings. A 2-0 week in San Jose. Let them have it.

What fans said

  • “IT’S GAME DAY!!!!!!. WAKE THE FUCK UP KRUSTY KREW, IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN! WHEN THE ICE IS FRESH, AND THERE’S EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR!!”

    u/I_IZ_Speshul▲ 455joy

  • “I shit talked a pregame segment in a game day thread and Ted replied and then opened the pregame one day to this”

    u/woggiepoggie▲ 231joy

  • “Sharks are a unique group of carnivorous fish that have lived in Earth's oceans for over 450 million years.”

    u/mazdacxfive▲ 226joy

  • “WILL SMITH 1ST STAR!!! He was dominant every shift, he and Celebrini are on the ice you KNEW something special was going to happen.”

    u/Massive_Analysis8345▲ 139joy

  • “!gif I am so happy he’s a shark”

    u/brussell314▲ 119joy

  • “New goal song? HOLIDAY BY GREEN DAY BABY BAY AREA LEGENDS THANK YOU LORD”

    u/caught_red-bearded▲ 107joy

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