NHL · Week of Oct 19–25
Seattle Kraken
2-1 this week · vs DET, vs UTA, vs MIN
Misery Index · Content · ▲ from 29
Two wins had them proclaiming the Age of the Squid, then Minnesota spent sixty minutes revoking it.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, Oct 20W 4-3vs DET29
- Thu, Oct 22W 5-3vs UTA35
- Sat, Oct 24L 1-5vs MIN49
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Game of the week: Sat, Oct 24, L 1-5 vs Minnesota Wild
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What happened
Two wins opened the week and briefly convinced the fanbase that "THE AGE OF ICE IS OVER, NOW COMES THE AGE OF THE SQUID." A 4-3 shootout survival against Detroit had people counting GRUU's perfect record, and the 5-3 over Utah got filed as a "Quality win vs quality opponent." Then Minnesota arrived and the 1-5 turned the group chat from emoji spam to "Liberty bibberty can get bipperty boppity fucked." Misery still only crept to 38. The jerseys, at least, remain undefeated.
What fans said
“🦣🦣🦣-🦑🐰🦑🥪🥐 THE AGE OF ICE IS OVER, NOW COMES THE AGE OF THE SQUID”
u/toviwolf▲ 151joy
“Quality win vs quality opponent”
u/seataccrunch▲ 96joy
“GRUU is 2 for 2 on shootout wins!!!!”
u/SweetPatty▲ 59joy
“DAMN!!!!!We took down the mammoth 😱😱😱. Man that felt like a playoff game.”
u/MrAkron1922▲ 35joy
“you guys are just drippy as hell. All your jerseys look so flipping good.”
u/Lifelesspuddle▲ 34joy
“#THE KRAKEN JUST BEAT A TEAM CURRENTLY IN A PLAYOFF SPOT!!!!”
u/TheAtomicMonkey▲ 28joy
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