NHL · Week of Oct 26–Nov 1
Colorado Avalanche
2-0 this week · vs NJD, vs CGY
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 65
Two wins, Landy promoted to deity, Parker Kelly earns flair, and one holdout stays haunted by last year.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Wed, Oct 28W 5-2vs NJD40
- Sat, Oct 31W 5-2vs CGY13
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Game of the week: Wed, Oct 28, W 5-2 vs New Jersey Devils
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What happened
Two games, two identical 5-2 wins, and the Avalanche misery index fell from 65 to 26. The Devils went first, prompting one fan to ask, "Landy=Jesus?" The Halloween win over Calgary was the real turn: Blackie made "a HELL of a save," Parker Kelly said "no thank you" to an extra pass, and MacKinnon scored one of his "fuck this shit" goals. Still, one holdout insisted last year's flub "will haunt this team for the next decade." Ghosts, apparently, don't check the standings.
What fans said
“That was one of MacKinnon’s “fuck this shit” goals”
u/DominionMM1▲ 19joy
“Landy scores in both games vs New Jersey. Landy=Jesus?”
u/ThanatosUO19▲ 16joy
“WOOOO FLAIR FLAIR FLAIR FOR PARKER KELLY!!”
u/creativeoddity▲ 15joy
“That was a HELL of a save from Blackie! Wow!!!”
u/JWarne2319▲ 15joy
“Happy Halloween yall!!! Husband and I are puck luck fairies 💙❤️”
u/themrs0830▲ 14joy
“EXTRA PASS?!? PARKER KELLY SAYS NO THANK YOU”
u/clawhammercycle▲ 12joy
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