NBA · Week of Apr 6–12

New Orleans Pelicans

1-2 this week · 26-56 overall · vs UTA, @ BOS, @ MIN

99

Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 71

Limited datafewer than 100 comments scored this week.

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Tue, Apr 7W 156-137vs UTA—
  • Fri, Apr 10L 118-144@ BOS—
  • Sun, Apr 12L 126-132@ MIN—

What fans said

  • “Lmao what an out of touch dick. To think anyone in this city would wanna kiss his ass after the way he left….”

    u/fl4werb0y_▲ 239rage

  • “I’m tired of this fucking clown. Can we just move on?”

    u/CanalVillainy▲ 55rage

  • “Same. First thought in my mind. Fuck him.”

    u/Mattias504▲ 46rage

  • “He can suck a bag of loose cocks”

    u/Happy-Gnome▲ 41rage

  • “What do they expect? Some ppl even say he don’t belong 😂”

    u/Paulspys_▲ 9frustration

  • “[random role player] 15+ pts, 3.5+ threes made against us is really guaranteed free money isn’t it?”

    u/DougTrilladome▲ 5frustration

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