NBA · Week of Mar 30–Apr 5

New Orleans Pelicans

0-3 this week · 25-54 overall · @ POR, @ SAC, vs ORL

71

Misery Index · Miserable · = from 71

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Thu, Apr 2L 106-118@ POR54
  • Fri, Apr 3L 113-117@ SAC88
  • Sun, Apr 5L 108-112vs ORL—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “Pelicans screw you guys. You guys had one job and that was to make sure the Kings lost.”

    u/OmegaLxgend▲ 40rage

  • “we consistently create teams that have negative synergy.”

    u/NOLA-Bronco▲ 37frustration

  • “Sensational ass off. Dumars really traded away a unprotected pick”

    u/Renzel0311▲ 32rage

  • “my grandfather just died, how do you think i FEEL #longliveEugene”

    u/Fresh5P▲ 23despair

  • “the biggest mistake they could make is screwing up their first round pick. Luckily, they've already done that”

    u/POWBOOMBANG▲ 22frustration

  • “I’m fully convinced we would have fought for a potential play-in spot if we ripped the bandaid last summer and fired Willie.”

    u/MMAjunkie504▲ 19frustration

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