NBA · Week of Mar 9–15

New Orleans Pelicans

1-1 this week · 22-46 overall · vs TOR, @ HOU

50

Misery Index · Meh · ▼ from 80

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Wed, Mar 11W 122-111vs TOR2
  • Fri, Mar 13L 105-107@ HOU99

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “7-3 in the L10.... hang the banner baby”

    u/poorwhitecash▲ 116joy

  • “The good news is DJM is certified nice so we’ll get a nice trade haul or have a PG for next year”

    u/WayOutbackBoy▲ 67hope

  • “Mostly healthy Zion Williamson secures himself more money playing in 51st game this season.”

    u/Eventide718▲ 62joy

  • “FBI NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE THE NBA AND THE REFS”

    u/Beginning-Effort7037▲ 52rage

  • “DJM getting a tech for taunting up 11 in the 4th with like 1:30 left was phenomenal.”

    u/Briguy_fieri▲ 32joy

  • “This was my favorite game of the season so far.”

    u/Ok-Comfortable1111▲ 27joy

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