NBA · Week of Mar 2–8

New Orleans Pelicans

2-2 this week · 21-45 overall · @ LAL, @ SAC, @ PHX, vs WAS

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Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 30

Limited datafewer than 100 comments scored this week.

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Tue, Mar 3L 101-110@ LAL63
  • Thu, Mar 5W 133-123@ SAC—
  • Fri, Mar 6L 116-118@ PHX98
  • Sun, Mar 8W 138-118vs WAS—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “IT'S FUCK ANTHONY DAVIS TIL MY DYING BREATH”

    u/thebudabudabudabuda▲ 52rage

  • “Certain franchises can rebuild in 2 years, some will never with utterly incompetent ownership.”

    u/Wooden-Whereas-8968▲ 45betrayal

  • “Anthony Davis will never be a pelican again”

    u/jgman22▲ 41betrayal

  • “Lmao guys we are 19-43 19-43 We are so far underwater. There is no playoff push lmao.”

    u/jgman22▲ 36despair

  • “Coaching staff needs to get in Zion’s ass about not shooting jumpers. Dude should be embarrassed getting swiped by Austin fuckin reaves.”

    u/Cautious-Apartment-9▲ 30rage

  • “Feels like we lose every 50/50 ball no matter the situation”

    u/mth504▲ 24frustration

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