Texas Rangers

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, May 25L 0-9vs HOU100
• Tue, May 26W 10-7vs HOU49
• Wed, May 27L 3-4vs HOU82
• Thu, May 28L 1-5vs HOU92
• Fri, May 29W 9-1vs KCR6
• Sat, May 30W 7-6vs KCR16
• Sun, May 31W 6-3vs KCR2

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

What fans said

• “swept by the angels and a blowout no hitter to the astros surely feels like the bottom”

  u/heyitsmehess▲ 138despair

• “Make Detmers look like a HOFer on Sunday Make Imai, who played like a make a wish kid in the first inning, look like a Cy Young candidate for the next five innings en route to getting no hit.”

  u/suzukigun4life▲ 90frustration

• “the non stop advertising and all the gambling stuff, needing multiple streaming services to keep up... plus the fact that the Rangers and Cowpies are garbage, has really accelerated my disinterest in popular sports.”

  u/NeonMaximus▲ 69frustration

• “Thank you Chris Young for two consecutive bottom 5 offenses. Please fucking retire.”

  u/ehholfman▲ 61rage

• “Start 1st with 8 run advantage. End the game with a save opportunity. That’s feels like classic Rangers baseball!”

  u/regalfronde▲ 42frustration

• “Nah fuck that. Only 2 games out because everyone else sucks. You think this team somehow gets better overnight?”

  u/Ill_probablybebanned▲ 31rage

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