MLB · Week of Aug 31–Sep 6
Seattle Mariners
3-4 this week · 67-77 overall · @ BOS, vs ATH
Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 55
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Mon, Aug 31L 8-9@ BOS89
- Tue, Sep 1W 9-6@ BOS30
- Wed, Sep 2W 8-3@ BOS54
- Thu, Sep 3L 4-7vs ATH85
- Fri, Sep 4L 6-7vs ATH97
- Sat, Sep 5L 2-6vs ATH98 ●
- Sun, Sep 6W 2-0vs ATH52
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Worst game: Sat, Sep 5, L 2-6 vs Athletics
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What fans said
“After this year though, I will never allow myself to have such high expectations for them ever again.”
u/HollywoodAndDid▲ 365despair
“Dawg, we're about to get swept at home by the 56-86 Athletics without Kurtz, Langelliers, and Wilson. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WE ARE **SO** FUCKIN' ASS!!!”
u/The_Throwback_King▲ 259rage
“I hope the United States department of Naturalization appreciates him more than the Mariners FO.”
u/kiggitykbomb▲ 251betrayal
“HOW THE HELL IS THIS ACCEPTABLE!?”
u/MarinersHurtMe▲ 250rage
“Fuck it seasons over, might as well see what he’s got”
u/Agreeable_Quality768▲ 213despair
“Don’t fucking worry about it. We’d be lucky to break even through our last 20. It’s done.”
u/BurberryMe▲ 209despair
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