MLB · Week of Aug 10–16
Seattle Mariners
3-3 this week · 59-66 overall · @ NYY, @ HOU
Misery Index · Uneasy · ▼ from 66
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, Aug 11L 1-4@ NYY80
- Wed, Aug 12L 5-10@ NYY70
- Thu, Aug 13W 1-0@ NYY48
- Fri, Aug 14L 7-10@ HOU91
- Sat, Aug 15W 10-5@ HOU28
- Sun, Aug 16W 3-2@ HOU15
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Worst game: Fri, Aug 14, L 7-10 @ Houston Astros
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What fans said
“Oh yeah we are gonna ruin his career.”
u/AnotherPersonPerhaps▲ 388despair
“Mariners are a bottomless pit of failure”
u/Ok-Abies-6985▲ 312despair
“I hate this organization for making me feel this way about Dan.”
u/serpentear▲ 274rage
“We can’t even send someone down without it turning into a disaster. For fuck sake.”
u/IChurnToBurn▲ 181rage
“I would like to formerly apologize for a lot of the shit I said about the 2023 and 2024 Seasons. They were bad, very disappointing seasons, sure...but 2026 has been SO much worse...so unfathomably, intolerably worse.”
u/The_Throwback_King▲ 178despair
“I've watched a lot of bad Mariners teams in 41 years on this cursed planet, but this is *by far* my least favorite.”
u/desr43▲ 126despair
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