Seattle Mariners

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, Apr 6L 1-2@ TEX66
• Tue, Apr 7L 2-3@ TEX88
• Wed, Apr 8L 0-3@ TEX78
• Fri, Apr 10W 9-6vs HOU46
• Sat, Apr 11W 8-7vs HOU—
• Sun, Apr 12W 6-1vs HOU—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

What fans said

• “A couple days ago I said it could be worse. This is what I meant.”

  u/ItsTBaggins▲ 384despair

• “This is what happens when you look at this team with expectations. We are like a rare and possibly poisonous mushroom: thriving in the dark and best left alone to some soggy conditions.”

  u/Sageinthe805▲ 222despair

• “Perhaps it was foolish of us to have these things called “expectations” for this season.”

  u/HollywoodAndDid▲ 208despair

• “12 games in and I might genuinely need a break lmao. Being bad is one thing but this is just an unwatchable team. Even pitching can’t save them because the defense is so ass.”

  u/Mustard_Jam▲ 194despair

• “Its definitely not hat guys fault this team can't fucking score unless someone manages to hit a home run.”

  u/DemonPeanut4▲ 145frustration

• “taking expectations and kicking them in the balls with steel-toed boots”

  u/craig_k▲ 117rage

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