MLB · Week of Mar 23–29

Seattle Mariners

2-2 this week · 2-2 overall · vs CLE

29

Misery Index · Euphoric

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Thu, Mar 26L 4-6vs CLE42
  • Fri, Mar 27W 5-1vs CLE23
  • Sat, Mar 28L 5-6vs CLE36
  • Sun, Mar 29W 8-0vs CLE14

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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Game of the week: Thu, Mar 26, L 4-6 vs Cleveland Guardians

In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.

050100First pitch+1h+2h+3h

What fans said

  • “Baseball is a beautiful game 🥲”

    u/crs0812▲ 397joy

  • “WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!! ⚾🚨💥💥 OPENING DAY IS HERE AND THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE TAKING THE FIELD LIKE GODS DESCENDING FROM THE HEAVENS!!!!!!”

    u/Individual-Net-9296▲ 378joy

  • “I’m not crying. You’re crying! 😭. Way to beat Cancer kiddo! You’re an inspiration to all of us.”

    u/Jolly_Explanation_68▲ 331joy

  • “I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME JUST RESTING AND STRETCHING AND STRENGTHENING MY LEFT PINKY LETS FUCKING GOOOOO”

    u/PurpleReign007▲ 246joy

  • “Cole Young living up to his name because omg looks like a BABY AND YIPPEEEEEE!!!! MARINER!!!!!”

    u/HunterMysterious8324▲ 222joy

  • “Yes! I love them. Just showed this to my wife, she said “oh, those are nice. You should get one of those!””

    u/Rough-Reflection-733▲ 158joy

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