MLB · Week of Mar 23–29
Seattle Mariners
2-2 this week · 2-2 overall · vs CLE
Misery Index · Euphoric
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Thu, Mar 26L 4-6vs CLE42
- Fri, Mar 27W 5-1vs CLE23
- Sat, Mar 28L 5-6vs CLE36
- Sun, Mar 29W 8-0vs CLE14
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Game of the week: Thu, Mar 26, L 4-6 vs Cleveland Guardians
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What fans said
“Baseball is a beautiful game 🥲”
u/crs0812▲ 397joy
“WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!! ⚾🚨💥💥 OPENING DAY IS HERE AND THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE TAKING THE FIELD LIKE GODS DESCENDING FROM THE HEAVENS!!!!!!”
u/Individual-Net-9296▲ 378joy
“I’m not crying. You’re crying! 😭. Way to beat Cancer kiddo! You’re an inspiration to all of us.”
u/Jolly_Explanation_68▲ 331joy
“I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME JUST RESTING AND STRETCHING AND STRENGTHENING MY LEFT PINKY LETS FUCKING GOOOOO”
u/PurpleReign007▲ 246joy
“Cole Young living up to his name because omg looks like a BABY AND YIPPEEEEEE!!!! MARINER!!!!!”
u/HunterMysterious8324▲ 222joy
“Yes! I love them. Just showed this to my wife, she said “oh, those are nice. You should get one of those!””
u/Rough-Reflection-733▲ 158joy
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