Pittsburgh Pirates

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, Apr 6L 0-5vs SDP54
• Tue, Apr 7W 7-1vs SDP24
• Wed, Apr 8L 2-8vs SDP56
• Fri, Apr 10W 2-0@ CHC21
• Sat, Apr 11W 4-3@ CHC40
• Sun, Apr 12L 6-7@ CHC—

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

What fans said

• “I love this man i really fucking do”

  u/provolone12▲ 142joy

• “Vastly different feels from last year! LFG”

  u/z9266116629▲ 138joy

• “Mitch Keller's first three starts of 2026: 18 IP, 2 ER (1.00 ERA)”

  u/MLBOfficial▲ 128joy

• “I love this team. That’s all. It’s going to be a fun summer”

  u/National-Dark-8432▲ 115joy

• “Brandon Lowe is my new favorite Pirate.”

  u/Maxatansky▲ 87joy

• “We were so back, but then it was so over, but then we were back, then it was never so over, but now we’re back. RAISE THE CONE FUCK YOU CHICAGO”

  u/MarijuanaTycoon▲ 78joy

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