MLB · Week of Aug 3–9

Philadelphia Phillies

4-3 this week · 63-56 overall · vs WSH, vs TOR

56

Misery Index · Uneasy · ▼ from 68

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, Aug 3W 6-3vs WSH52
  • Tue, Aug 4W 5-0vs WSH49
  • Wed, Aug 5L 4-10vs WSH34
  • Thu, Aug 6W 7-3vs WSH40
  • Fri, Aug 7L 4-5vs TOR69
  • Sat, Aug 8L 5-7vs TOR90
  • Sun, Aug 9W 7-6vs TOR60

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “Why the fuck would you intentionally walk the human GIDP LMAO”

    u/Chief_JD▲ 310rage

  • “Wtf that's so dangerous. I hope they find the pos and ban them for life”

    u/Organic_Fortune_4748▲ 272rage

  • “Stott needs to be the everyday shortstop already. This whole thing where they’re protecting the ego of a guy who has a millennium left on his contract is ridiculous.”

    u/Mundane-Success9141▲ 233frustration

  • “There’s a rot at the core of this offense called Kevin Long.”

    u/SigaVa▲ 229frustration

  • “This is just peak Phillies. Need bullpen help, trade for him, immediately is terrible then gets hurt and likely out for the year.”

    u/Mugstotheceiling▲ 156despair

  • “I simply can't watch Alec Bohm play baseball ever again.. I'm just done with it, man.”

    u/Significant_Pound933▲ 126despair

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