Houston Astros

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, May 25W 9-0@ TEX0
• Tue, May 26L 7-10@ TEX77
• Wed, May 27W 4-3@ TEX18
• Thu, May 28W 5-1@ TEX10
• Fri, May 29L 4-5vs MIL100
• Sat, May 30W 9-2vs MIL0
• Sun, May 31L 0-2vs MIL40

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

What fans said

• “EVERYONE GET IN HERE , THE 2026 “DEAD LAST IN ERA” ASTROS GOT A NO HITTER”

  u/DarthNobody14▲ 382joy

• “Wow! Santa’s major league debut. Incredible”

  u/prgtexas921▲ 284joy

• “Spaghetti turning into an elite pitcher AND a leader in the clubhouse? You love to see it”

  u/thefarsideinside▲ 246joy

• “Getting the W today after yesterday's loss in extras got me like:”

  u/carloslet▲ 127joy

• “Walker truthers get the fuck in here! Walker doomers report for flaying”

  u/Ereyes18▲ 107joy

• “FUCK THE RANGERS Also, we’ve won 3 of our last 4 series and Arrighetti continues to do miracles on me. Things are looking up?”

  u/DarthNobody14▲ 107joy

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