MLB · Week of Oct 19–25
Cleveland Guardians
0-1 this week · 2-4 overall · @ TBR
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 36
One last ride ended 3-7, and Cleveland cursed Paul Dolan, Deshaun Watson and itself as Hamilton signed off.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Mon, Oct 19L 3-7@ TBR84
Worst game: Mon, Oct 19, L 3-7 @ Tampa Bay Rays
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What happened
One game, one season, over. The 3-7 loss in Tampa on October 19 closed the series 4-2 and the year at 2-4, and Cleveland fans watched the ending arrive exactly as advertised. The turning point was less a moment than a confirmation: by the final out the thread had stopped analyzing and started grieving. One fan offered "Fuck Paul Dolan, fuck Deshaun Watson, and fuck me for still giving a shit." Another noted that when Tom Hamilton says "So long everybody," something dies. Misery jumped from 36 to 84. Honor, apparently, is the consolation prize.
What fans said
“Fuck Paul Dolan, fuck Deshaun Watson, and fuck me for still giving a shit”
u/pixarfan9510▲ 86rage
“Thanks for another fun spring, summer, and fall, @CleGuardians.”
@FranmilsEyebrow♥ 672joy
“Real people will watch this game and claim the Guardians are the organization that worships satan and not the Rays.”
@FranmilsEyebrow♥ 492sarcasm
“Every time Tom Hamilton says ‘So long everybody’ to end the season, a part of me dies.”
u/TNRcrisis▲ 68despair
“Cleveland, seriously thank you for everything. Never expected to feel this connected to a city and fanbase. This season meant more to me than you know.”
@JoShowAdell♥ 422joy
“Whatever happens, it’s been an honor. One last ride.”
u/Dopeybear71▲ 28gallows humor
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What fans posted
The memes and clips Cleveland Guardians fans shared on X and Reddit around this week's games. ⚡ means it was posted during a big swing.

Hang the banner!
u/droid_mike▲ 41sarcasm
▶ 0:20Well @CleGuardians, see you again in about 16 months.
@REFLOG18♥ 1.5ktrolling

@CleGuardians Oh not posting tough talk anymore? What happened intern? 1948
@TrumpCard79♥ 674trolling
GIFWell, on the bright side, Gavin Williams will be well rested for game 7, right?
u/droid_mike▲ 22gallows humor

Cleveland Guardians with RISP
@JohnnyGiunta_♥ 402sarcasm
⚡ swingArise now, arise, Guardians of Cleveland! Great deeds awake: the season hangs before us. Let bats be readied, drums be sounded! Forth Guardians! Arise, arise, Guardians of Cleveland! Fierce deeds awake: fire and fury! Bat shall be swung, leather be thundered, a Guards-night, a red night, ere the sun rises! Fight now, fight now! Fight for Cleveland! Fight for ruin, and the season’s
u/ididshave▲ 15gallows humor
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