MLB · Week of Oct 19–25

Cleveland Guardians

0-1 this week · 2-4 overall · @ TBR

84

Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 36

One last ride ended 3-7, and Cleveland cursed Paul Dolan, Deshaun Watson and itself as Hamilton signed off.

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, Oct 19L 3-7@ TBR84

Worst game: Mon, Oct 19, L 3-7 @ Tampa Bay Rays

In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.

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What happened

One game, one season, over. The 3-7 loss in Tampa on October 19 closed the series 4-2 and the year at 2-4, and Cleveland fans watched the ending arrive exactly as advertised. The turning point was less a moment than a confirmation: by the final out the thread had stopped analyzing and started grieving. One fan offered "Fuck Paul Dolan, fuck Deshaun Watson, and fuck me for still giving a shit." Another noted that when Tom Hamilton says "So long everybody," something dies. Misery jumped from 36 to 84. Honor, apparently, is the consolation prize.

What fans said

  • “Fuck Paul Dolan, fuck Deshaun Watson, and fuck me for still giving a shit”

    u/pixarfan9510▲ 86rage

  • “Thanks for another fun spring, summer, and fall, @CleGuardians.”

    @FranmilsEyebrow♥ 672joy

  • “Real people will watch this game and claim the Guardians are the organization that worships satan and not the Rays.”

    @FranmilsEyebrow♥ 492sarcasm

  • “Every time Tom Hamilton says ‘So long everybody’ to end the season, a part of me dies.”

    u/TNRcrisis▲ 68despair

  • “Cleveland, seriously thank you for everything. Never expected to feel this connected to a city and fanbase. This season meant more to me than you know.”

    @JoShowAdell♥ 422joy

  • “Whatever happens, it’s been an honor. One last ride.”

    u/Dopeybear71▲ 28gallows humor

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What fans posted

The memes and clips Cleveland Guardians fans shared on X and Reddit around this week's games. ⚡ means it was posted during a big swing.

  • Hang the banner!

    Hang the banner!

    u/droid_mike▲ 41sarcasm

  • Well @CleGuardians, see you again in about 16 months.▶ 0:20

    Well @CleGuardians, see you again in about 16 months.

    @REFLOG18♥ 1.5ktrolling

  • @CleGuardians Oh not posting tough talk anymore? What happened intern? 1948

    @CleGuardians Oh not posting tough talk anymore? What happened intern? 1948

    @TrumpCard79♥ 674trolling

  • Well, on the bright side, Gavin Williams will be well rested for game 7, right?GIF

    Well, on the bright side, Gavin Williams will be well rested for game 7, right?

    u/droid_mike▲ 22gallows humor

  • Cleveland Guardians with RISP

    Cleveland Guardians with RISP

    @JohnnyGiunta_♥ 402sarcasm

  • Arise now, arise, Guardians of Cleveland!  
Great deeds awake: the season hangs before us.  
Let bats be readied, drums ⚡ swing

    Arise now, arise, Guardians of Cleveland! Great deeds awake: the season hangs before us. Let bats be readied, drums be sounded! Forth Guardians! Arise, arise, Guardians of Cleveland! Fierce deeds awake: fire and fury! Bat shall be swung, leather be thundered, a Guards-night, a red night, ere the sun rises! Fight now, fight now! Fight for Cleveland! Fight for ruin, and the season’s

    u/ididshave▲ 15gallows humor

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