MLB · Week of Oct 5–11
Cleveland Guardians
3-1 this week · 3-2 overall · vs CHW, @ CHW
Misery Index · Meh · ▼ from 79
Three straight after the Dolan eulogies, and they still won't trust it — one of them got married, at least.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Mon, Oct 5L 3-4vs CHW85
- Wed, Oct 7W 9-3@ CHW40
- Thu, Oct 8W 9-5@ CHW50
- Sat, Oct 10W 2-0vs CHW9
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Worst game: Mon, Oct 5, L 3-4 vs Chicago White Sox
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What happened
Down 0-2 after a 3-4 loss at home, the fanbase had already reached the "I'm tired, boss" stage, with Dolan getting his customary invoice. Then Chicago happened. A 9-3 road win, nineteen strikeouts and a fan rhyming "GUARDS IN FIVE," flipped the series and the mood. A 9-5 follow-up left one supporter "certain we were going to lose and then shocked we could win," then vice versa. The 2-0 clincher made it 3-2. Misery fell from 79 to 46. Someone got married; the timing has rarely been better.
What fans said
“I was certain we were going to lose and then shocked we could win, and then I was certain we were going to win and then shocked we almost lost.”
u/largelawattorney▲ 242frustration
“Y’all thought I was joking? #Guardsball”
@JoShowAdell♥ 540joy
“this is the kind of nonsense that brings curses upon you.”
@bailaloroki11♥ 505frustrationRival fan
“Great fucking win by the Cleveland Guardians.”
@GuardsBurner_♥ 500joy
“Thank you for adopting me ❤️”
@JoShowAdell♥ 482joy
“I love Guardians playoff baseball”
@JoShowAdell♥ 479joy
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What fans posted
The memes and clips Cleveland Guardians fans shared on X and Reddit around this week's games. ⚡ means it was posted during a big swing.
Game 1 · Mon, Oct 5 · L 3-4 vs CHW · CWS leads 2-0
⚡ swingThe rest of the country seeing how the Cleveland Guardians score runs 😂
@REFLOG18♥ 4.0ktrolling

Cleveland sports are Cleveland sports’ing extra hard this year
u/ADMotti▲ 269despair
▶ 1:02White Sox blackout game to eliminate the Guardians inject this into my VEINS
@YoloFlame♥ 741schadenfreude

u/ididshave▲ 228sarcasm
▶ 3:49Guardians/White Sox Game 2- The unstoppable Sox
@Castellani2014♥ 697trolling
⚡ swingEvery year it’s the same story with this organization… - Play mediocre baseball 85% of the season - Go off in September to win the division - Absolutely shit your pants in October Give me the salary floor and cap NOW #GuardsBall #StandGuard
@WarmedBench♥ 664rage
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Game 2 · Wed, Oct 7 · W 9-3 @ CHW · CWS leads 2-1

Guard-in Luther nailed 9 runs to the door of Comiskey in defiance of Pope Leo
u/mf-TOM-HANK▲ 190trolling

White Sox Dave just told Uncle Russell that he will get cheddar cheese for the breakfast sandwiches tomorrow. The only way there is a “tomorrow” is if the Guardians win. Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him.
@OhioTate♥ 3.2ktrolling

Let it be known
u/Mobile-Brush1323▲ 140trolling

GQ covers of some of tonight’s heroes 💪
u/wundy▲ 67pride
▶ 0:11⚡ swingUp 3 runs vs the “White Sox”😭 Only 3 innings to go no WAY they come back😭 BOOKMARK THIS!!! #GuardsBall
@BearsShowYo♥ 131sarcasm

When my two favorite things collide…
u/chompchomp1969▲ 63joy
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Game 3 · Thu, Oct 8 · W 9-5 @ CHW · Series tied 2-2

From the Catholic Diocese of Cleveland: "While we respect the Holy Father's love for his hometown team, we are sending our prayers to our friends at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario as the Cleveland Guardians are in Chicago to take on the White Sox for game 4 of the ALDS."
@NickCaminoWKYC♥ 1.0ktrolling
⚡ swingu/wherearemygoggles▲ 280gallows humor
⚡ swingYOU WANNA KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE WHITE SOX 🗣️ #GuardsBall
@JoShowAdell♥ 410trolling

When you actually think about it, this is a great sign.
u/esporx▲ 38sarcasm
GIF⚡ swingSee you Saturday @CleGuardians
@GuardsJoey♥ 299trolling
▶ 0:26⚡ swingThe Cleveland Guardians have tied this baseball game. We can confirm via our source on the ground that White Sox Dave was taking a piss during the tying run.
@stooltrips♥ 270trolling
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Game 4 · Sat, Oct 10 · W 2-0 vs CHW · CLE wins 3-2
▶ 0:34The Guardians playing “End of the Road” after eliminating the White Sox is *amazing*
@ESPNCleveland♥ 1.4ktrolling
⚡ swingJosé Ramirez's home run
u/LinkoPalinko▲ 297pride
⚡ swingTAMPA, YOU'RE NEXT
u/cookestudios▲ 214trolling
⚡ swingJosé Ramírez HIT THIS PITCH out for a home run!
u/MLBOfficial▲ 179disbelief
▶ 0:09⚡ swingPetey Halpin's teammates when he hit another double after trying to stretch his last AB from a double to a triple and getting thrown out at 3rd base 😂😂 #GuardsBall #StandGuard
@Rob_Shenanigans♥ 958trolling

Sweet relief! I can rest easy knowing we didn't lose to the White Sox lol
u/ParsonsTheGreat▲ 127sarcasm
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