Cleveland Guardians

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, Sep 7L 4-6@ BAL79
• Tue, Sep 8W 9-5@ BAL23
• Wed, Sep 9L 5-9@ BAL70
• Fri, Sep 11W 5-2@ MIN0
• Sat, Sep 12L 3-4@ MIN81
• Sun, Sep 13W 9-2@ MIN7

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

What fans said

• “If Rocchio has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Rocchio has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Rocchio has only one fan then that is me. If Rocchio has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Rocchio, then I am against the world.”

  u/brayanrocchioislife▲ 255joy

• “Guards just won a 4 game series without ever having the lead.”

  u/chiphogg▲ 217joy

• “Guardians: WIN Twins: LOSE Martinez: Good at baseball Cleveland: Rocks White Soxs: Fucked Roctember is here!”

  u/Philthou▲ 129joy

• “Credit where it's due - offense showed up and was clutch”

  u/redcobra2▲ 94joy

• “Cleveland Guardians 🤝 St. Louis Cardinals Fuck the Chicago Cubs and White Sox”

  u/clownpainusdotfort▲ 54joy

• “the bats get 9 runs off of 12 hits, 5 runs, a 🎤 HBP, and a 🕷️ stolen base. Bazzana🍌 must’ve gotten some shrimp from the barbie power with a 3 run BLAST for his 11th homer this year”

  u/DZepperoni▲ 34joy

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