MLB · Week of Sep 14–20
Chicago Cubs
4-2 this week · 87-69 overall · vs ATL, @ CIN
Misery Index · Meh · ▼ from 62
Four wins and a 9-1 romp, and still Bregman's exit left them counting days instead of magic numbers.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Mon, Sep 14W 7-3vs ATL26
- Tue, Sep 15L 3-6vs ATL88
- Wed, Sep 16W 8-4vs ATL35
- Fri, Sep 18L 4-6@ CIN75
- Sat, Sep 19W 5-2@ CIN16
- Sun, Sep 20W 9-1@ CIN59
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
What happened
Four wins in six, an 87-69 record, and somehow the week ended worse than it started. The 9-1 romp in Cincinnati should have been a coronation; instead Bregman went down and misery spiked to 75 on a day the Cubs scored nine runs. Before that, fans had time for lineup theorycrafting about Kelly and PCA, rage at a two-out steal in the 4-6 loss, and one blissful evening when the Phillies lost too. The turning point wasn't a score. It was a hamstring.
What fans said
“My brain's telling me that Kelly batting 9th is excellent value for that slot in the lineup. My heart's telling me to move Ramirez to the 9-hole so PCA can get some more steals, dammit.”
u/BurgerWFries▲ 143frustration
“Today is a cursed day for Chicago sports. I hope Bregman heals up fast. We need him for the playoffs”
u/Akugendengdewecok▲ 136despair
“Gonna piss away the best offense and defense in baseball.”
u/Scared-Ideal-1483▲ 104rage
“what an insanely stupid way to lose a baseball game, stealing second does nothing with two outs and down two.”
u/MrLeprechaun14▲ 77rage
“No more Webb, he's killing this team”
u/Sensitive_Pickle_935▲ 45rage
“Bregman and Caleb in one afternoon has made me a broken man today 💔”
u/AxSmashCrush▲ 40despair
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