MLB · Week of May 25–31
Baltimore Orioles
5-2 this week · 28-32 overall · vs TBR, vs TOR
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 67
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Mon, May 25W 9-7vs TBR5
- Tue, May 26W 6-1vs TBR5
- Wed, May 27W 11-2vs TBR2
- Thu, May 28L 1-2vs TOR80
- Fri, May 29L 5-6vs TOR92
- Sat, May 30W 6-5vs TOR16
- Sun, May 31W 9-5vs TOR12
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
What fans said
“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MOOMOO! MOO! MOOOOOOOOO! MOO! MOO! MOO. MOOMOO! MOOO! MOOO MOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u/Ultimafax▲ 599joy
“the entire roster saw their manager put his faith in a player who has carried this bullpen”
u/LacesOutForHarambe5▲ 347pride
“Undefeated in the mustard era! Let’s goooooooo!”
u/Antendu▲ 189joy
“Undefeated in the mustard era. Let’s go!”
u/Antendu▲ 85joy
“Sir, the Milkman has hit another walk off piss missile”
u/GlorifiedMeatPuppet▲ 66joy
“Player of the Game right here. Thanks, Hoffman 😘”
u/PrinceLovedPancakes▲ 62joy
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