College Football · Week 9 · Oct 26–Nov 1

Washington State

L 20-26 at San Diego State · Sat, Oct 31 · 1-8 overall

86

Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 78

At 1-8, Coug fans now measure seasons against 2008, and Kirby Moore is losing that comparison too.

The emotional rollercoaster

Washington State fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

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What happened

Washington State lost 20-26 at San Diego State on Halloween, sliding to 1-8 and pushing the misery index from 78 to 86. The turning point was third down, where the defense kept waving the Aztecs through, and a baffling timeout drew all-caps fury. Calls to fire Kirby Moore grew louder, one fan ranked this the worst team since 2008, and another named the feeling: "the old creeping familiarity of badness." By November, nobody is surprised anymore, only tired.

What fans said

  • “Someone just end my suffering already 😔”

    u/No_Fact_499▲ 79despair

  • “Fuck kirby more and fuck this team and fuck the huskies and fuck you, fuck me, fuck everybody”

    u/avboden▲ 9rage

  • “Oh God, the old creeping familiarity of badness...”

    u/cougarewski▲ 7despair

  • “USING YOUR TIMEOUT IS SO FUCKING STUPID WHAT THE FUCK”

    u/avboden▲ 6rage

  • “Yep, here's the crushing loss we all expected. This is the worst team since 2008 and arguably worse than then too.”

    u/avboden▲ 6despair

  • “Can we fire Kirby Moore already? Idc how ass our roster is, this dude fucking sucks”

    u/Kyro_Official_▲ 5rage

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