College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
Washington
W 48-16 vs Eastern Washington · Sat, Sep 19 · 3-0 overall
Misery Index · Uneasy · ▼ from 77
A 32-point win over Eastern Washington bought no goodwill; they're 3-0 and still rehearsing firing lines.
What happened
Washington won 48-16 over Eastern Washington and moved to 3-0, which on paper reads like a fine September. The fanbase read it differently. The turning point was the first quarter, when the game stopped being competitive and the crowd's attention wandered somewhere darker; one fan "didn't even watch after the 1st quarter" and still felt gross about it. The top post of the week opened with "i dont care, fire dan wilson" before walking itself back mid-sentence. Misery dipped to 63. Undefeated teams are not supposed to need an alibi.
What fans said
“i dont care, fire dan wilson. wait what?”
u/laz_montes_4prez▲ 146rage
“well i guess fire Jerry then too lol”
u/laz_montes_4prez▲ 34sarcasm
“Sooooooooooo will we have to forfeit this game for using Grady Gross for two kickoffs?”
u/TheWallsHaveNostrils▲ 28frustration
“We can have either the offense or the defense.”
u/Leafsin7even▲ 22frustration
“Didn’t even watch after the 1st quarter and I feel gross.”
u/ReduceReuseRectangle▲ 13despair
“way to take your sweet ass time snapping the ball”
u/MullaN▲ 12frustration
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