College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
#19 Washington
W 16-14 vs Utah State · Sat, Sep 12 · 2-0 overall
Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 59
Two-point escape of Utah State has Washington 2-0 and the room begging Fisch to hire an offensive coordinator.
The emotional rollercoaster
Washington fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Washington won 16-14 over Utah State and moved to 2-0, which somehow made everyone angrier. The turning point was the realization, somewhere in the second half, that two points against the Aggies was the whole margin and the offense had nothing left to add. Fans called it "absolute dogshit," said Demond "cant hit the broadside of a barn," and demanded Fisch "hire a fucking offensive coordinator." One summed up the mood best: "2-0 though. LMAO." Undefeated and inconsolable.
What fans said
“This offense is absolute dogshit. Demond cant hit the broadside of a barn. Fisch is clearly not the guy and has had his team unprepared vs inferior competition two weeks in a row. We are in for a rough season and we're going to get killed in conference play. 2-0 though. LMAO Du”
u/Tracer-Bullet13▲ 44rage
“He basically guaranteed a butt pucker finish for no reason.”
u/warox13▲ 34frustration
“Unrank us cowards! No, seriously. We suck. This season is not gonna be good.”
u/udubdavid▲ 20frustration
“Unrank this shit team and replace us with Miss St. Fisch has gotta stop pretending he’s a Mcvay/shanahan level coach and hire a fucking offensive coordinator and focus on making sure that the team is getting better because clearly they’re not”
u/surajchandrasekhar▲ 15rage
“I want Jedd Fisch told he either gives up playcalling or gives up this job. We are not going anywhere with him”
u/SparkMaster360▲ 14frustration
“that was fucking terrible. at least we aren't oregon though. Fire Dan wilson i mean jedd fisch”
u/laz_montes_4prez▲ 10rage
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