College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11

#19 USC

W 31-23 at Penn State · Sat, Oct 10 · 6-1 overall

65

Misery Index · Miserable · ▼ from 81

A road win at Penn State, and still nobody has words for that defense — progress, allegedly.

The emotional rollercoaster

USC fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

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What happened

USC went to Happy Valley and left with a 31-23 win, which moved the record to 6-1 and the misery index all the way down to a merely wretched 65. The turning point was the trip itself: winning on the road, in that environment, with that travel, is "just not something LR has done at USC." Fans still filed the opponent under "legitimately garbage" and stared at the defense with "no words." Somewhere beneath the grumbling, a one-loss season is quietly happening.

What fans said

  • “Penn St. is legitimately garbage. But winning in this environment with the travel is just not something LR has done at USC.”

    u/fightonphilly▲ 171frustration

  • “I can’t believe Lincoln not only managed the clock but forced his opponent into 3 timeouts he should’ve never had to use. I still hate him but good job.”

    u/lavegasola▲ 124sarcasm

  • “I don’t even have any words for this defense”

    u/Cooked_Brisket▲ 10despair

  • “Where the fuck were you throwing that?”

    u/stpirate▲ 6rage

  • “Now looking back in retrospect you gotta wonder if Lynn sensed incompetency and saw the writing on the wall with LR.”

    u/INT_MIN▲ 5betrayal

  • “We can make any qb with functioning legs look like prime Lamar”

    u/Maleficent_File_196▲ 5frustration

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