College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11
#21 UCLA
W 17-15 at #13 Oregon · Sat, Oct 10 · 5-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric
Still 5-0 after Eugene, and the room can't decide whether to celebrate or fix Nico's release point.
The emotional rollercoaster
UCLA fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
UCLA went into Eugene and left with a 17-15 win, which moves the Bruins to 5-0 and leaves the fanbase somewhere between elated and medically concerned. The turning point was simply surviving the final stretch in a hostile building, something this program has historically treated as optional. Even in victory, the grievances held: one fan marveled that Nico "throws the ball at like 5'8 despite being 6'6." Another summed it up plainly: "I'm so used to UCLA disappointing me. Idk what to do with my feelings rn!" Joy, unfamiliar and slightly itchy.
What fans said
“Choice for what? 5 stars who don’t want to develop? You got us beat there”
u/crimsontideftw24▲ 18sarcasm
“I'm so used to UCLA disappointing me. Idk what to do with my feelings rn!”
u/fauxkaren▲ 10despair
“I’m supposed to go to dinner with my wife after this. How the hell am I supposed to handle that??”
u/stilichouw▲ 10frustration
“Nico throws the ball at like 5’8 despite being 6’6. How the fuck do you even learn how to throw in such an awful way.”
u/JoshFB4▲ 8rage
“This game is deadass just ragebait for both fan bases”
u/Spiritual_Onion_105▲ 8rage
“I have battered Bruin syndrome, calling my shot before the game, Oregon wins 45-20.”
u/bimm3ric▲ 6frustration
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