College Football · Week 1 · Aug 31–Sep 6
#20 Tennessee
W 56-9 vs Furman · Sat, Sep 5 · 1-0 overall
Misery Index · Uneasy
A 47-point win over Furman, and the room still spent it yelling at Jordan Rodgers and a legal separation.
What happened
Tennessee opened with a 56-9 win over Furman and somehow left the week grumpier than it arrived, 1-0 and uneasy at 62. The turning point wasn't anything on the field; it was the broadcast booth, where Jordan Rodgers talked long enough for one fan to settle on "Jordan Rodgers, you dumb bitch" as the week's defining review. Elsewhere, the offseason kept intruding: "What a wild fucking decision. Separate legally to get football eligibility." A 47-point win, and the noise still won.
What fans said
“I can see why the QB race was close lmao”
u/Penny_Traition▲ 13sarcasm
“What a wild fucking decision. Separate legally to get football eligibility”
u/BurritoTheory▲ 9frustration
“really making this thread miserable, but damn is it fun roasting his ass every time”
u/Penny_Traition▲ 7sarcasm
“Jordan Rodgers, you dumb bitch”
u/JabroniWithAPeroni▲ 6rage
“An actual football game was not played at Furman today, unless you think their stadium suddenly grew by 85,000 seats.”
u/cephalopod11▲ 6sarcasm
“Is he supposed to stand there like a statue in his first ever collegiate game just because it’s Furman?”
u/Dynamite_McGhee▲ 5frustration
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