College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11
Texas A&M
L 6-27 at #14 Missouri · Sat, Oct 10 · 3-3 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 43
Six points at Mizzou turned the room into a donor boycott, with Wiggins the play-caller nobody hired.
The emotional rollercoaster
Texas A&M fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Six points in Columbia. Texas A&M lost 27-6 at Missouri and fell to 3-3, and the turning point wasn't a snap so much as the slow realization, somewhere around the third empty possession, that the offense had no answers and nobody on the headset was going to find one. Misery jumped from 43 to 98 in a week. The board turned on the collar first, one fan writing off "those rich pricks" and their "garbage product," and on the hire second: a season undone by the decision not to bring in "an established play caller." Half a season left to prove that wrong.
What fans said
“We've gotta be the most fun school to hate watch. The hater in me is so fucking jealous.”
u/CumulusChoir▲ 929gallows humor
“I’m not a Wiggins hater but it was such a monumental mistake to not hire an established play caller on offense.”
u/TheElkoEra▲ 119frustration
“Nah fuck those rich pricks. They want to pay for a garbage product they can keep wasting their money.”
u/evilmnky45▲ 64rage
“you’ll immediately get end stage eye cancer from reading that crap.”
u/TwoToothLando▲ 23rage
“Unfun fact. In SEC Games against teams not named Arkansas, we have allowes a combined 42-3 in the 3rd quarter with 0 1st downs for us”
u/OleRockTheGoodAg▲ 22despair
“Good, Reed doesn’t deserve padded stats.”
u/NecessaryOk780▲ 21rage
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