College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
#9 Texas A&M
L 21-31 vs Kentucky · Sat, Sep 19 · 2-1 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 63
Kentucky didn't just beat them, it dominated them, and the fanbase buried the season in the third quarter.
The emotional rollercoaster
Texas A&M fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Kentucky came to town and left with a 21-31 win that, per the home crowd, flattered Texas A&M. The third quarter was the hinge — the stretch where one fan said Kentucky "flat out dominated us," and the scoreboard stopped being the point. A&M fell to 2-1, and the misery index jumped from 61 to 85, which is roughly the distance between concern and the guy posting "[SEASON IS OVER] THANK YOU FANS!!!" in September. Three games in, the eulogies are already drafted.
What fans said
“Lol, Texas 8&4 might be the ceiling”
u/OleRockTheGoodAg▲ 3.9ksarcasm
“This game was not as close as the final score shows. Kentucky flat out dominated us especially in the 3rd quarter.”
u/DarthNobody14▲ 1.0kdespair
“A&m is ass but will stein is legit”
u/Motor-Agent2249▲ 204frustration
“[SEASON IS OVER] THANK YOU FANS!!!”
u/seaweevle▲ 48despair
“Turns out the haters were right”
u/the_answer_is_c▲ 22betrayal
“Hello darkness my old friend ….”
u/deadzip10▲ 14despair
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