College Football · Week 5 · Sep 28–Oct 4
Michigan State
L 3-31 at Wisconsin · Sat, Oct 3 · 2-3 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 88
Three points in Madison, and the room has quit pretending Nebraska was rock bottom.
The emotional rollercoaster
Michigan State fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Michigan State went to Madison and lost 3-31, which is less a football game than a receipt. Three points. Against Wisconsin. The Spartans fall to 2-3, and the misery index climbed from 83 to 88, because last week's Nebraska loss had apparently set a floor that this week cheerfully dug through. One fan called it "a worse showing than the Nebraska fuck show last weekend." Another had stopped arguing entirely: "YUP. EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. MOVE ALONG." Two games in, the season has a genre.
What fans said
“YUP. EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. MOVE ALONG.”
u/Different_Purpose649▲ 68sarcasm
“This is a worse showing than the Nebraska fuck show last weekend. Fuck this shit”
u/DeliveryBetter8567▲ 10rage
“Dude not a soul on earth wants these cute alternate camera angles. Please just show us the game.”
u/InvalidOpinionYT▲ 8frustration
“And just an absolute miracle the fact that ball was caught. Pain after pain after pain.”
u/Mr-Cantaloupe▲ 7despair
“Today sucks. Not only do I have to watch MSU get embarrassed by Wisconsin, but I also have to watch Minnesota drop an easy W to Michigan. Today has to be a Wisconsin dream.”
u/Unsolicited_DM▲ 7frustration
“I hate this program. I FUCKING HATE IT”
u/DeliveryBetter8567▲ 4rage
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