College Football · Week 1 · Aug 31–Sep 6

Mississippi State

W 62-13 vs UL Monroe · Sat, Sep 5 · 1-0 overall

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Misery Index · Euphoric

762 yards, a school record, and a fanbase in Starkville briefly convinced happiness is allowed again.

Limited dataabout 78 Mississippi State fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.

What happened

Mississippi State opened against UL Monroe and never bothered pretending it would be close, winning 62-13 and moving to 1-0. The turning point came somewhere in the pile of yards, when the offense blew past the school record and the scoreboard operator started earning overtime. Fans counted the total out loud in disbelief: "holy shit 762 yards of offense." Another, steadier, noted that "we broke a school record for total yards with 762, and our QB looks the real deal." September optimism is undefeated too, for now.

What fans said

  • “we broke a school record for total yards with 762, and our QB looks the real deal.”

    u/HailState316▲ 106pride

  • “I think this team will easily go 15-0 and Kamario Taylor will win the Heisman.”

    u/THEREWILLBECAK3▲ 45hope

  • “holy shit 762 yards of offense.”

    u/PlonkReborn▲ 42joy

  • “Probably the peak of the season, Hail State! 🔔🔔🔔”

    u/msstate3▲ 25joy

  • “we’re back baby!!! Hail State!!”

    u/MrSCR23▲ 13joy

  • “This is genuinely their best win in years. I don’t care that it’s Monroe.”

    u/Vast_Bowl247▲ 12joy

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