College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11
#14 Missouri
W 27-6 vs Texas A&M · Sat, Oct 10 · 5-1 overall
Misery Index · Uneasy · ▲ from 38
A 27-6 beatdown of Texas A&M, and the room has already pencilled Texas and Georgia in as losses.
The emotional rollercoaster
Missouri fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Missouri beat Texas A&M 27-6 and moved to 5-1, which should have been a fine Saturday. Instead the turning point arrived somewhere after the result stopped being in doubt, when the fanbase looked past it and found Texas and Georgia waiting back to back: "that's two auto-losses right there, goodbye playoff." One holdout still managed to find a grievance in a 21-point win, noting it's bad "when you are getting scored on during the commercial break." Misery climbed from 38 to 58. Winning solved nothing.
What fans said
“The Arkansas adjustment has me dying. At least yall aren’t at their level of suck.”
u/AllTimeTy▲ 164sarcasm
“Okay well now we have Texas and Georgia back to back, that's two auto-losses right there, goodbye playoff”
u/tron423▲ 55despair
“Oof, those flairs must have hated that game”
u/throeaway_thedew▲ 29sarcasm
“Never get the respect we deserve. Oh well, we’ll just keep smoking 'powerhouse' programs in obscurity i guess.”
u/FatJohnson6▲ 21frustration
“Yall's determination to never ever ever ever ever EVER be happy needs to be studied and recorded in the DSM”
u/tron423▲ 13frustration
“Damn you know it’s bad when you are getting scored on during the commercial break…”
u/MoeKop▲ 12despair
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