College Football · Week 5 · Sep 28–Oct 4
#25 Missouri
W 45-17 vs #8 Florida · Sat, Oct 3 · 4-1 overall
Misery Index · Content · ▼ from 91
A 28-point win over Florida, and the room still sounds like a fanbase bracing for the next slight.
The emotional rollercoaster
Missouri fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Missouri beat Florida 45-17 and still spent the evening on the defensive. The turning point wasn't on the scoreboard so much as in the comments, where a 28-point win curdled into a referendum on whether 4-1 means anything at all. One fan couldn't "for the life of me figure out how little ole Missouri became the focal point for the anti-SEC rankings war hawks." Another was busy screaming that a Florida lineman had just thrown a punch. Misery dropped to 47, which here counts as peace.
What fans said
“I cannot for the life of me figure out how little ole Missouri became the focal point for the anti-SEC rankings war hawks.”
u/Gabbagoonumba3▲ 146frustration
“No one knows what Mizzou is gonna do in any week.”
u/wesman212▲ 51frustration
“those grads also annoy the shit out of the non-Mizzou journalism grads”
u/Twistify804▲ 14rage
“YO ONE OF FLORIDAS LINEMEN JUST PUNCHED OUR GUY IN THE FACE”
u/Prestigious-Rise3528▲ 12rage
“The national media just loves to shit on us for some reason. Probably jealous of their superior coworkers who graduated from here.”
u/PartisanHack▲ 11rage
“45-10 is misleading cuz honestly it’s not even as close as that score indicates”
u/-Kyllsw1tch-▲ 11frustration
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