College Football · Week 4 · Sep 21–27
#4 Ole Miss
L 28-52 at #21 Florida · Sat, Sep 26 · 3-1 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 34
Fifty-two points to Florida, and the room quit asking for tackles and started begging for mere contact.
The emotional rollercoaster
Ole Miss fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Ole Miss went to Florida at 3-0 and left at 3-1, handing over 52 points in a 28-52 loss that felt decided long before the clock agreed. The turning point wasn't a play so much as a pattern: arm tackles. One fan begged the defense to "TACKLE THEM. STOP TRYING TO SWIPE THEM," calling the afternoon "death by a thousand dick slaps." Another settled on "depressing and pathetic." Misery jumped from 45 to 78. Undefeated was fun while the schedule allowed it.
What fans said
“This defense is so damn depressing and pathetic currently.”
u/mewtvuhrsis56▲ 16despair
“This game is like getting death by a thousand dick slaps. TACKLE THEM. STOP TRYING TO SWIPE THEM”
u/will0593▲ 14rage
“GGs, you will not see a worse defensive performance all year”
u/iamdoingwork▲ 10frustration
“I’m so fucking sick of this defense”
u/magnumapplepi▲ 10frustration
“The constant penalties are exhausting. I just want to watch football”
u/chaclev▲ 9frustration
“What a disgusting end to the UT UT game”
u/Specialist_Ad_7628▲ 8rage
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