College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
#8 Ole Miss
W 32-24 vs #7 LSU · Sat, Sep 19 · 3-0 overall
Misery Index · Content · ▼ from 66
A 3-0 start with LSU's scalp in hand, and they still can't decide whether Kiffin is savior or scam.
What happened
Ole Miss beat LSU 32-24 and moved to 3-0, which ought to be enough for anyone. It was not. The turning point was the final whistle, when a fanbase that had just watched its team handle a ranked rival pivoted immediately to litigating the résumé, insisting "Lane Kiffin has zero wins in matchups with two top-10 wins." Elsewhere, the mood resolved into a single compressed howl: "FUCK LANE BITCHASS KIFFIN HOTTY FUCKING TODDY." Misery dropped to 45. Winning here is less a relief than a brief pause in the argument.
What fans said
“Lane Kiffin has zero wins in matchups with two top-10 wins.”
u/OPT2018▲ 897frustration
“Idk if Chambliss was doing that hard clap to draw them offsides with his hands or his cheeks”
u/chaser676▲ 335sarcasm
“Pete Golding must’ve had Botox. Man was in a sweatshirt hoodie in 90° humid Mississippi and wasn’t even breaking a sweat.”
u/pillizzle▲ 133sarcasm
“Kiffin would have won one last year, the team was one score away from being in the natty WITH the circus surrounding them.”
u/Draxilar▲ 67frustration
“Here come the excuses after all that shit talk for months”
u/deadm1c3▲ 57frustration
“FUCK LANE BITCHASS KIFFIN HOTTY FUCKING TODDY”
u/msflagship▲ 23rage
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