College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
Minnesota
L 13-38 vs Mississippi State · Sat, Sep 12 · 1-1 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 38
A 25-point loss turned the room into a Danny Collins recall petition, haunted by Kamario Taylor nightmares.
The emotional rollercoaster
Minnesota fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Mississippi State came to town and left with a 38-13 win, and Minnesota's season record sits at 1-1 with the fanbase already past the bargaining stage. The turning point was Kamario Taylor, who fans conceded is "fucking scary and I don't like the thought of playing him next year again" — a rare moment of respect aimed at the wrong sideline. Misery jumped from 47 to 88. The rest was a chant: "FIRE DANNY COLLINS." Week two. Already a chant.
What fans said
“Kamario Taylor is fucking scary and I don’t like the thought of playing him next year again.”
u/AKman2002▲ 262frustration
“FIRE DANNY COLLINS FIRE DANNY COLLINS FIRE DANNY COLLINS Did I mention FIRE DANNY COLLINS?”
u/treymata▲ 51rage
“my lord the DC is clueless against offenses with any pulse”
u/6875309999▲ 30frustration
“PJ Fleck knows that if he can keep the axe and win a meaningless bowl game that he will have this job indefinitely, and he’s right”
u/expungant▲ 13frustration
“We're just stuck in this purgatory until he leaves, and then, more than likely, absolute hell for awhile, like before the Kill years”
u/FlannelBeard▲ 9despair
“firing in order: all of pj's staff including pj”
u/FixInjusticeInWI1▲ 8rage
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