College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
Michigan
W 17-10 vs #11 Oklahoma · Sat, Sep 12 · 2-0 overall
Misery Index · Content · ▼ from 88
A 17-10 win over Oklahoma, and the room spent it litigating one flag instead of enjoying being 2-0.
The emotional rollercoaster
Michigan fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Michigan beat Oklahoma 17-10 and moved to 2-0, which in most fanbases would pass for a pleasant Saturday. Here it registered as a 52 on the misery scale, an improvement over last week's 83, mostly because the win arrived with grievances attached. The turning point was the unsportsmanlike flag, which one fan was "still so pissed about" long after the final whistle. Another spent the night worrying about Oklahoma's receivers, insisting "MATEER is going to get his wr's killed." Undefeated, unconsoled.
What fans said
“Commercials? Really? 31 seconds left man, fuck off”
u/danthedude77▲ 18frustration
“i’m still so pissed about that unsportsmanlike.”
u/2222lil▲ 12rage
“Prevent defense prevents winning”
u/22duckys▲ 10frustration
“MATEER is going to get his wr’s killed”
u/dds_dude4▲ 9rage
“If I saw this dork running around snapdragon university, I'd haze the fuck out of him”
u/ErosandPsyche▲ 9rage
“Bro the clock going up to one segment in that dramatic shot 😭😭😭😭”
u/Vivid_Chicken_1469▲ 6despair
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