College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11
Maryland
L 16-45 at #5 Ohio State · Sat, Oct 10 · 2-4 overall
Misery Index · Despair · = from 96
Down 29 in Columbus, the fanbase quit asking for wins and started panhandling the rest of the Big Ten.
Limited dataabout 267 Maryland fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.
The emotional rollercoaster
Maryland fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Maryland went to Columbus and left with a 16-45 loss, which surprised nobody, and that was somehow the problem. The turning point wasn't a play; it was the moment the fanbase stopped talking about the game at all and started petitioning rival fans for help, one posting, "Can the B1G bros in here PLEASE donate to our cause." At 2-4, the anger has narrowed to a single target: "I hate this staff." Misery held at 96, which is less stability than exhaustion.
What fans said
“Can the B1G bros in here PLEASE donate to our cause. We really need help in getting out of our situation.”
u/aninannap▲ 24despair
“This team is so dumb. Holy shit.”
u/ravaille▲ 10rage
“We’ve been putting up with Locksley’s shit for years. So ready for it to be over”
u/SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK▲ 9frustration
“I hate this coaching staff. I said last week im not one to hate people. I hate this staff.”
u/aninannap▲ 7rage
“Not watching another game until they ditch this deflated balloon and the rest of his staff”
u/Striking-Ladder-832▲ 6rage
“This team is so ass they'd lose to a pre-Boucher SCLSU Mud Dogs”
u/AnUdderDay▲ 6frustration
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