College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
Maryland
W 38-14 at UConn · Sat, Sep 12 · 2-0 overall
Misery Index · Content
Two-and-oh and already bracing for the force choke, because Maryland knows a setup when it sees one.
Limited dataabout 288 Maryland fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.
What happened
Maryland went to Storrs and handled it, 38-14, moving to 2-0 with the kind of road win that used to feel like an accomplishment and now mostly feels like paperwork. The turning point wasn't a play; it was the schedule flipping forward in everyone's head before the fourth quarter ended. One fan summed up the mood: a "good win before Darth Franklin comes in next week and force chokes us into oblivion for this season." Content, technically. Bracing, actually.
What fans said
“Good win before Darth Franklin comes in next week and force chokes us into oblivion for this season”
u/YodaForceGhost▲ 42frustration
“It actually got worse when he added the flair”
u/thepolarbears12▲ 23frustration
“My prediction is we beat Franklin and Nebraska to gives us hope and then get slaughtered by OSU”
u/Sgt_Stormy▲ 9gallows humor
“Cause that was the joke my man”
u/Ares__▲ 9sarcasm
“Why's Malik even still playing”
u/Longjumping_Soil2116▲ 7frustration
“our goal line offense always sucks ass?”
u/Luv2Travel_2▲ 5frustration
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