College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
#8 LSU
W 45-14 vs Louisiana Tech · Sat, Sep 12 · 2-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▲ from 16
Up 31 on Louisiana Tech and the room still wants the purple jerseys launched into the sun before Ole Miss.
What happened
LSU won 45-14 over Louisiana Tech and moved to 2-0, which somehow left the fanbase grumpier than it was a week ago. The turning point wasn't a play; it was the moment the scoreboard stopped mattering and the offense's rough edges became the only thing anyone could see. One fan wanted a "come to Jesus meeting on offense" before Ole Miss. Another had a simpler fix: "Punt the purple jerseys into the sun." Thirty-one-point wins have rarely felt so much like homework.
What fans said
“this game had one of the most amusing box scores at the half: LA Tech had 0 total yards and 0 first downs and was only down 10-7”
u/Cvspartan▲ 139sarcasm
“Gonna really need a come to Jesus meeting on offense if we're gonna have a chance against Ole Miss.”
u/Gabriels_Pies▲ 66frustration
“Lane Kiffin haters were on cloud nine for all of about 30 minutes there”
u/NetRealizableValue▲ 52sarcasm
“Well we looked like shit. But we still won by 31.”
u/Fickle-Werewolf8298▲ 35frustration
“I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Punt the purple jerseys into the sun.”
u/geauxnads100▲ 28rage
“Feels like they’re intentionally keeping the play calling generic and trying to out muscle Tech.”
u/Separate_Start_3365▲ 10frustration
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