College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
#5 Indiana
W 55-0 vs Howard · Sat, Sep 12 · 2-0 overall
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A 55-0 win shortened by mercy still left them restless, squinting at Purdue highlights in open disgust.
What happened
Indiana won 55-0 over Howard and moved to 2-0, which somehow registered as a worse week than the last one. The turning point came before the fourth quarter even started, when both coaches agreed to shorten it to ten minutes, prompting the observation that "we didn't even play a full game." A blowout trimmed for mercy leaves nothing to chew on. Attention drifted to the broadcast, where someone demanded "GET THIS PURDOO CRAP OFF MY SCREEN." Undefeated, unsatisfied, and already bored by September.
What fans said
“55? Jayden Daniels is gonna sue us so hard”
u/the_dayman56▲ 395gallows humor
“4th quarter was shortened to 10 minutes by agreement of both coaches so we didn't even play a full game.”
u/tehfro▲ 182frustration
“Cig will be pleased that the defense did not allow a point. Cig will not be pleased that offense only scored 55.”
u/ColtsStampede▲ 43frustration
“Another week, another failure to cover. Fellas, we might be cooked”
u/BoogerSugarSovereign▲ 28despair
“This game could have been two emojis. 🦬💩”
u/monkeybiziu▲ 22frustration
“GET THIS PURDOO CRAP OFF MY SCREEN”
u/snail-the-sage▲ 13rage
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