College Football · Week 9 · Oct 26–Nov 1

California

L 10-31 at NC State · Sat, Oct 31 · 3-6 overall

98

Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 89

Cal fans watched NC State collect its charity win and decided the academics were always the main attraction.

Limited dataabout 208 California fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.

The emotional rollercoaster

California fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

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What happened

Cal went to NC State on Halloween and left with a 10-31 loss, falling to 3-6 as the misery index climbed from 89 to 98. The turning point, by popular vote, was whoever came off the bench: "he should have just stayed on that fucking bench." Former believers recanted, calling the hype "a triumph of propaganda," while one fan retreated to "academics." Others are already circling "5 wins in 3 seasons," which at this pace reads less like a fear than a schedule.

What fans said

  • “Yeah he should have just stayed on that fucking bench”

    u/BobDoleSlopBowl▲ 44rage

  • “I was one of those people. Boy was I wrong”

    u/bushmanbeats▲ 36frustration

  • “The only thing Cal loves more than losing to an interim head coach is being the one win for our opponent.”

    u/adsfew▲ 35frustration

  • “the Internet hype behind him was a triumph of propaganda.”

    u/Desperate-Remove2838▲ 20frustration

  • “Let's just focus on academics I'm done with this school”

    u/XSokaX▲ 15despair

  • “Bro even at this point firing tosh does nothing. The program is fucked big time”

    u/bushmanbeats▲ 15despair

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