College Football · Week 9 · Oct 26–Nov 1
#8 BYU
W 27-20 vs Arizona State · Sat, Oct 31 · 7-1 overall
Misery Index · Miserable · = from 77
BYU goes 7-1 by beating Arizona State, and the room celebrates by forecasting a 50-point loss to Utah.
The emotional rollercoaster
BYU fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
BYU beat Arizona State 27-20 to reach 7-1, and the fanbase reacted as if the season had ended. The turning point came after the final whistle, when the offense's performance became the story: one fan said it "needs a blood transfusion," and another demanded the firing of "every big 12 ref." The top comment captured the mood: "Worst top 10 team I've ever heard of." Misery held at 77. Seven wins in, the fanbase is still waiting for permission to enjoy one.
What fans said
“Worst top 10 team I’ve ever heard of. But you *have* heard of us.”
u/vertizm▲ 294sarcasm
“So someone convince me that we won’t lose by 50 points to Utah next week”
u/Collinsnow1▲ 14despair
“Fire every big 12 ref this has been embarrassing this season”
u/CubsFanHan▲ 11rage
“I've determined God cannot be loving because I was born into a BYU family”
u/Blendbeast15▲ 10despair
“This offense needs a blood transfusion with how anemic they’ve been so far”
u/panaja17▲ 10frustration
“I'm gonna keep it a buck. We ass.”
u/ImpliedMustache▲ 8despair
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